Electricfuhschwifter-electrocuted-Johnna-Stuart Bruce Blitz’der
By Dr. Bruce R. Sundstrom
Rating: 4.69 out of 5 stars
$87,499.42 USD
Description
At last, the electro-mechanical engineering masterpiece that experts are calling “deeply unsafe,” “probably cursed,” and “surprisingly informative.”
Electricfuhschwifter-electrocuted-Johnna-Stuart Bruce Blitz’der is Dr. Bruce Sundstrom’s thunderous leap into the badly insulated world of coils, relays, arc flash incidents, weaponized capacitors, and the timeless science of asking, “What happens if I wire this completely wrong?” Across nearly 1.7 billion pages of aggressively overexplained diagrams, panic notes, and what appear to be courtroom exhibits, Dr. Sundstrom delivers a shocking blend of technical insight and survival strategy.
This legendary volume explores:
- advanced electro-mechanical engineering principles
- how not to ground things with your forehead
- why every motor sounds confident right before it fails
- the aerodynamic properties of flying wrenches
- proper fuse selection, improper fuse selection, and “Bruce selection”
- the increasingly necessary life skill of avoiding a woman named Johnna Stuart
Who is Johnna Stuart? Engineer? Rival? Human circuit interrupter? The woman who appears whenever someone says, “I’ve bypassed the safety interlock”? Dr. Sundstrom refuses to answer directly. Instead, readers are guided through a gripping series of cautionary tales in which Johnna Stuart appears at exactly the wrong time, usually near a sparking control panel, a collapsing gearbox, or a poorly labeled industrial switch marked simply DO NOT FONDLE.
Part technical manual, part personal vendetta, part evidence locker inventory, this book is ideal for electricians, inventors, mechanics, engineering students, and anyone who has ever looked at a high-voltage cabinet and thought, “I could improve that with confidence and no qualifications.”
A towering achievement in dangerous curiosity, Electricfuhschwifter-electrocuted-Johnna-Stuart Bruce Blitz’der is the definitive guide to modern electro-mechanical chaos—and to staying at least 500 feet away from Johnna Stuart at all times.
Warning: Reading this book may result in improved engineering knowledge, irrational fear of extension cords, and a sudden desire to label everything in your garage.
